Worst Gifts for People with Multiple Sclerosis - Gifts Not to Give People with MS | Diigo

Worst Gifts for People with Multiple Sclerosis - Gifts Not to Give People with MS | Diigo

To my Dear Neglected Neuro Detour-ers,

See. I do think of you, even when I’m just out of the hospital for a totally non-neuroite new problem, a blood clot in my fistula, which is much more complex, daunting, and death-defying than I care to get into (other than I could have died because when I asked about this hard painful lump taking over the guts of my fistula, the infusion nurse told me “no big deal" and "not to bother doing anything about it," but a few days passed as it grew to the size of a hacked off-genetically-altered-steroidal-pigeon-belly without its song or audible heart, and the now unfamiliar pain center at the fold of my elbow puffs out its hairless chest again and swallows it’s falsely remembered calming trill of its thrill)  on this cold-sweat-dim-and-gray, no-plans-beyond-docs-and-prods, ass-still-sore=from-radiology’s-4-hour-wait-for-a-1-hour-ultrasound…of-not-the-pain-nor-the-uber-knowledgable-tech-shall-I-complain, back-on-morphine-for-the-fistulatic-pain, therefore-off-the-CRPS-LDN-clincial-trial, 4-days-to-IVIg, 3-weeks-to-Ketamine-in-Hackensack (yes North Jersey - long story; we’ll catch up, I promise), 4-weeks-to-knowing-if-“dangerous” surgery-will-be-required (like you haven’t heard the words surgery and dangerous coupled before!) atypically irksome PMS-ish mis-filed-and-incorrectly-dated-November-Friday.

1. Breathe
2. Breathe
3. Breathe

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ASSUMPTION: 
You will receive a holiday, happy new moments moment, or just for the eff of it gift from someone at some time in the near and distant future.

TO DO:
Bookmark this article (hyper-and-nakedly-linked several times on this page and in the post title) from About.com’s Multiple Sclerosis Portal, and print it out in duplicates; post to your refrigerator, blog, email auto response, Facebook page, Myspace Page, guerilla flyer tactical dissemination on the street, fold it up and place it under driver’s (parked only) wipers (hopefully before they’ve begun their gift shopping), take a picture of it and Instagram it even!

This is one of the first down-to-earth practical should-be-titled Miss Manners for MS and other Chronic Illnesses and Rare Diseases and Disability list of Dos and Donts that’s truly relatable to both the sicko and the sickee (the friend or gift giver to the sicko).

For your ease and reading pleasure, I’ve copied and pasted, without permission, the beginning of the article below. Click on the omnipotent link to get to the juice.

Gimapaliciously yours,
Melanie

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About.com

Multiple Sclerosis

http://ms.about.com/od/forfriendsandfamily/a/bad_gifts_for_msers.htm#

Gifts NOT to Give to People With Multiple Sclerosis

Avoid Gift-Giving Mistakes with These Tips

By Julie Stachowiak, Ph.D., About.com Guide

Updated December 15, 2009

About.com Health's Disease and Condition content is reviewed by the Medical Review Board

Giving a gift seems to get tricky and a little risky after the recipient passes the age of five. People have different tastes and often think they “need” different things than they are getting as gifts. The surge in gift card sales provides concrete data that people much prefer leaving the choice up to the individual who is receiving the gift.

There are some die-hards that still love to give gifts from the heart, gifts they have chosen themselves, based on some insight into their friend or loved one. They think about the person when choosing the gift, they imagine the reaction upon opening the gift – surprise, followed by joy, followed by profound gratitude.

If you are one of these people that loves the act of giving special things to your special people, more power to you. However, if one of your special people happens to have multiple sclerosis (MS), I’d like to offer a few tips to optimize your chances of gift-giving success and avoid tight-lipped glares in place of hugs.

Here are some general rules about things to avoid giving people with MS: